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Here's a little tip from your Uncle Murphy.
If you want to run around the store being airheaded and squealing like 15 year old girls are wont to do, fine. I can even deal with the fact that you are doing it in pajama bottoms and a tiny tshirt that doesn't come down all the way, fine. I don't even care if you are a little chubby doing it, I like chubby, fine.
However.
Shave your back honey. Seriously. Even though all I saw was the small of your back, and amazingly enough, there was no tramp stamp, it looked like you had sasquatch back.
And what kind of friend was that with you? Perhaps a corollary. Friends don't let friends expose hairy backs.
That is all. Carry on.
If you want to run around the store being airheaded and squealing like 15 year old girls are wont to do, fine. I can even deal with the fact that you are doing it in pajama bottoms and a tiny tshirt that doesn't come down all the way, fine. I don't even care if you are a little chubby doing it, I like chubby, fine.
However.
Shave your back honey. Seriously. Even though all I saw was the small of your back, and amazingly enough, there was no tramp stamp, it looked like you had sasquatch back.
And what kind of friend was that with you? Perhaps a corollary. Friends don't let friends expose hairy backs.
That is all. Carry on.
3 Comments:
A female with a hairy back? Gack! That's just gross!
There probably wasn't a tramp stamp because her back is too hairy.
Thanks for coming by mikey!
Yeah, that is harsh being denied a tatt because your back foliage needs removed.
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