HazMat Suit.....Check

You ever let something in the refrigerator go past its prime? Sure! It happens, we all do. But what happens when you take it out of the fridge to deal with and then forget to deal with it for a day or two.

Yeah.

Then it's all, holy fuck!! Look at it now!! Who gave it a radiation bath and mutated it? Now you're actually kind of scared of it. It's alive now and you really don't want to go near it. It might have some strange sense of awareness and protect itself. I really don't want to test its fight or flight reflex.

Days later, now you are kinda entranced by it. Perhaps it has mind control and that is keeping it alive. Jedi Mold Tricks. This is not the tupperware you are looking for.

Now it's a game of chicken, waiting for it to explode in some biohazard disaster, all the while, You take care of it...No you do it!...nu-uh, open that up and Homeland Security will be up my ass sideways screaming WMD!!

Maybe I'll just chuck the whole damn thing. How hard is it to replace some flippin Rubbermade.