Sunday, November 20, 2005

Runnin' on Empty

I swear the cat suffers from retardia. For many reasons actually but I'll elaborate on this instance. Most animals will come bother you when they are hungry and their bowl is empty. Not mine, oh no. She has to bother me when she is almost empty.

She is like the low fuel warning light in your car. You're not quite out but if you fuck around too long you will be. That is Cleo. Running around mewing her fool head off letting me know she is almost out of food. The cat would starve before she ate the last remaining bits of food.

Retardia I'm telling ya.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to your new place! Be nice to the cat!

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1, all cats do this

#2, how do you know her BOWEL is almost empty ? Wait, don't answer...

#3, aren't you the same person who whines when denied 'last cookie goodness' ? I think Cleo just be looking out for herself dude !

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sophie can't stand to see the bottom of her bowl! She gets all hinky when there is enough of a hole in the food to see the bottom, even if there's a bunch of food around the outter edges. If there's white showing, she's gonna freak.

Cool new place. :-)

9:27 PM  

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